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Dinosaurs Didn't Read Humor Sweatshirt

Dinosaurs Didn't Read Humor Sweatshirt

$49.99
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★★★★★ 4.9/5 • 1,500+ reviews
  • Crewneck
  • 50/50 cotton blend
  • Classic fit
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About this sweatshirt

A heavyweight crewneck for cold mornings and long chapters.

  • Heavy blend, warm and substantial.
  • Classic fit with a ribbed knit collar.
  • Double-needle stitching, tear-away label.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

Shipping & returns

Orders ship within 3 to 5 days. Allow another 3 to 5 days after dispatch for delivery in the US; international orders take a little longer. US orders from $99.99 and international orders from $149.99 ship free.

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The Emporium, in real life

The readers, reviewed.

See what our customers are wearing and reading, and what they have to say.

4.9 / 5 1,500+ customer reviews
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4 reasons readers love it

Every detail made for long reading nights.

Made for Cozy Nights
01. Made for Cozy Nights
Warm 50/50 cotton blend.
Soft Fleece Inside
02. Soft Fleece Inside
Brushed inside for warmth without the itch.
Easy Unisex Fit
03. Easy Unisex Fit
Classic fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Ribbed Where It Counts
04. Ribbed Where It Counts
1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband.

What readers say about fit

Usually XS/S, wore L

“I usually wear XS/S shirts… the large is a great cozy fit.”

Hayley · Verified buyer
5′6″ · 171 lb · wore L

“I typically wear a medium but ordered a large for a slightly oversized fit.”

Rochelle · Verified buyer
5′4″ · 180 lb · wore XL

“I went with the XL for an oversized fit and it’s perfect.”

Verified buyer
True to size

“So soft and cozy. True to size.”

K. · Verified buyer

A little help with the fit

Find your kind
of comfortable.

Like a closer fit? A little room? Start with the measurements of a sweatshirt you already love.

  1. Lay your favorite sweatshirt flat.

    Measure straight across, from armpit to armpit.

  2. Compare the length, too.

    Measure from the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.

  3. Choose the room you like.

    Match your numbers to the measurements for each size, or open the size chart for the full table.

The measurements, size by size.

Military Green

Size S

Width 20.0 in · Length 27.0 in

50.8 cm · 68.6 cm

Dinosaurs Didn't Read Humor Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000

Gildan 18000. Garment measurements, taken flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Manufacturing tolerance +/-1.5 in (3.8 cm).

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