• Two amber glass candles with purple labels reading "I only read it for the plot."
  • Two candles, one clear and one amber, with "I only read it for the plot" text.
  • Amber jar candle with purple label reading "I only read it for the plot."
  • Amber glass candle with purple label reading "I only read it for the plot."
  • Burning glass candle with purple label reading "I only read it for the plot."
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I Only Read It For The Plot Candle

I Only Read It For The Plot Candle

$19.99
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★★★★★ 4.9/5 • 1,500+ reviews
  • Hand-poured soy
  • 4oz and 9oz
  • Cotton eco wick
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Color
Size
Wrong size? We'll send a new tee. No return needed. Contact us within 30 days of purchase.
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About this tee

A soft everyday tee for the book you cannot stop talking about.

  • 100% Airlume combed cotton.
  • True to size and pre-shrunk.
  • Tear-away label, unisex fit.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

Shipping & our guarantee

Made to order. Delivery timing varies by destination. We'll email your tracking link when your order is ready to ship. US shipping is a flat $4.87, free from $99.99. International shipping is free from $149.99.

Don't love it, or need another size? Email support@magicmerchemporium.com within 30 days of purchase and we'll refund you or send a new tee in your size. No return needed. Keep the original or pass it on.

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The readers, reviewed.

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4 reasons readers love it

Every detail made for long reading nights.

Hand-Poured Soy
01. Hand-Poured Soy
Hand-poured soy wax in a glass jar.
Cotton Eco Wick
02. Cotton Eco Wick
A cotton wick for a steady flame.
Your Reading Ritual
03. Your Reading Ritual
Light it, open the book, disappear.
4 oz or 9 oz
04. 4 oz or 9 oz
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Our 30-day promise

Love it. Or we'll
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Don't love it?

Contact us for a refund. No return needed. Donate it or pass it on.

Need another size?

We'll send a replacement tee in your new size. Keep the original.

Contact us within 30 days of your original purchase. A replacement does not restart this window. Applies to our tees and sweatshirts. Read the full policy

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